Sweetie: Mumma, what's a wiener?
Me (hoping this was just a food related question): oh that's another word for hotdog
Then she gets a skeptical look on her face so I know that I haven't answered her to her satisfaction.
Me: who was talking about wieners Sweetie?
Sweetie: L. He told me 'my wiener is my piener'
and then I fought with all my might not to fall down laughing while I simultaneously worry if he was doing more than just talking about his piener!!!!
I managed to control most of my giggle fit and told her that he probably meant "penis" and that sometimes people call it a wiener. Then I asked her if he'd been showing her anything and she said he hadn't so hopefully that's all she learns about pieners in the next 20 years. :)
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